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Carly had a terrible year: her love rat ex has ghosted her, her father died ina collision with a Just Stop Oil protest and now her Mum is insistent on still throwing their annual festive party. A typical year in the 2020’s some may say, but thanks to a prezzie from her inappropriate, local drunk uncle - this Christmas will be anything but typical!

Carly’s new Nutcracker will show her new distant lands like Winter Wonderland and M&M world, new friends in the Snow Queen and Sugar Plum Fairy and maybe, just maybe, seek revenge on her ex and learn how to love again. Expect absolute filth from this anything but sweet Christmas offering.

The performance is recommended for 18+. Contains Scenes of Adult Nature / Themes, Strong Language, Haze and Smoke

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The Nutcracker, A Very Adult Pantomime! Ticket Information

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    Saturday, 23 December 2023

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    18+

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The Nutcracker, A Very Adult Pantomime! reviews

4.3 out of 5 6 reviews

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Absolutely awful ! Don’t go! Save your brain and sanity!

J Reviewed on 10 December 2023 by
London, United Kingdom

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Proper adult pantomime

Pantomimes generally now seem to be directed mainly at children, so it was nice to see one that went out of its way to be adult with sexual references galore. There were also the usual topical references one used to expect from Pantomimes. This is definitely the sort of pantomime I would like to see more of.

C Reviewed on 30 November 2023 by
Peterborough, United Kingdom

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Charming, Cheeky & Hilarious!

The charismatic cast perfected the art of audience participation and faux pas, artistically quoting current affairs to tell a silly Christmas story. A festive must-see.

N Reviewed on 30 November 2023 by
London, United Kingdom

04 Dec
2023
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The cast of THE NUTCRACKER: A VERY ADULT PANTOMIME is announced

by Emmie Newitt | Friday, November 24 2023, 10:11

The very adult pantomime offers an alternative to the traditional form this Christmas, taking place at the Turbine Theatre from 30 November.

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